Are you feeling the misery in our country? It’s Obama!

Are you feeling the pinch at the pump? It’s Obama!

You don’t have a job? It’s Obama!

There’s no stability in government? It’s Obama!

Are you scared? It’s Obama!

This man is a certified lunatic. It’s about his power, his reelection…NOTHING else. If you’re out of work, he doesn’t care. If our country is slipping into outright socialism…Obama does not care. There is so much Barry could do to truly improve our lives, but he refuses. Improving our lives is not his goal, making us dependent on government is.

His mission, just like his father’s, is to destroy what he sees as neo-colonialism. We, the United States of America, are the ultimate colonialists and he wants the revenge his father never had. He wants to strip us of our strength, to make us vulnerable to the rest of the world. Is that what you really want? Of course not, just make sure you don’t vote him back into office. Don’t give him the chance to seal our destruction.

Now it’s time for me to go vote. It’s a big day in Florida! Good-bye, Barry!

Oh, and remember to send Obama your resumes. Apparently he is now finally willing to personally see to it that you get a job. He said there are plenty of jobs out there and that he’d be glad to help. Please, take him up on his offer.

So what are you waiting for? See, it even worked for jumpin’ Joe Biden!

Mail all your resumes now to:

The White House Employment Office
Dept. “Jobs for Americans”
℅ President Barack Obama
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

Our front-runners are merely watered down liberals. There’s something very likeable about Romney and Gingrich, but there’s something too slick about them, too calculated. Romney once described himself as a “moderate progressive”. Well that just sounds far too liberal for my taste already. And as much as he attempts to contrast between RomneyCare and ObamaCare, philosophically they are still cut from the same cloth.

And when I heard that Newt Gingrich praised Andy Stern, former president of the SEIU (Service Employees International Union), as a “forward-looking union leader”, a man who, like Obama, believes in class warfare and the re-distribution of wealth, I said NO THANKS! Newt, what were you thinking?

To top it off, Newt believes the finest president of the 20th century was Franklin Delano Roosevelt! FDR was the lunatic who put most of the liberal programs in place that are now threatening to destroy our economy, our country, our freedom! Something is NOT right here. Newt is trying to be too many things to too many people.

Ron Paul makes a lot of sense on many levels, but I just don’t think his isolationist tendencies are a realistic approach in today’s world. Besides, I just don’t think he’s electable.

On the other hand, I have seen nothing but conservative consistency in Rick Santorum and Michele Bachmann. Thus, EmailSenators.com hereby officially endorses Rick Santorum and Michele Bachmann for President of the United States. May the best person win…and the other would make a fine running mate. Together they would be effective in rescuing our nation from the disaster that is Barack Obama.

Please, don’t be fooled by Gingrich and Romney. We need to bring back true conservatism. I believe Santorum and Bachmann can help us do just that.

Please, get informed about these two candidates and get behind them. Click on their logos on the right side of this page to learn more…and spread the word!

Besides, it is becoming so tiresome to hear Obama repeat his class warfare rhetoric over, and over, and over again. To all of us level-headed, reasonable conservatives it merely reinforces our growing disdain for a man bent on our destruction. But Barry’s class-envy slowly but surely sinks into the malleable minds of liberals, much like the hate propagated by Adolf’s buddy Joseph Goebbels before and during WWII. If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it!

‘Everyone has to pay their fair share’ is what Barry keeps saying. Listen, Barry…how many times do we have to break this down for you before you can understand it? The top 1% of income earners in 2007 paid 40% of federal income taxes. Moreover, that 40% of federal income taxes paid by the top 1% was more than paid by the bottom 95% combined, according to official IRS data. While the top 1% paid 40% of federal income taxes, the bottom 40% paid no federal income taxes as a group on net. Today 47% pay no federal income taxes. Facts…comin’ at ya, Barry!
Seems to me, if you really want to make it fair, taxes need to be raised (paid) by the 47% who are currently not paying any taxes at all. How about $100 per year, per current non-taxpayer? That would be about $7 billion…not very much.

Ultimately, however, this is not a tax issue. It’s a spending and a jobs issue. It’s a leadership issue. It’s a “too many regulations” issue. We must be unshackled from governmental constraints, and allowed to do what we do best as American innovators and, ultimately, job creators. The American entrepreneurial spirit, suppressed by Obama and his minions for too long, must receive the breath of life which a free market economy can provide as long as government moves out of the way! As long as Barry is kicked out of the way.

Aloha, Barry. Don’t come back.

So here’s the story. This 7-year-old boy is being bullied, choked by another boy on the school bus. In order to defend himself he kicks the bully in the nuts! Well done. Good job. He had it coming. That’s right, this kid should be praised for standing up for himself. This is an important lesson for kids to learn. Instead, this kid is going to learn that standing up for yourself, when you’re the victim, is actually a crime!

Apparently defending yourself against a bully by kicking him in the nuts is now considered “inappropriate touching” and “sexual harassment”. And what do you call choking a kid on the bus?

Where did it all go wrong? Who are the morons who come up with this stuff? These are NOT normal people. They are sick, twisted nut-cases (no offense to the kid with the bruised nuts). How can anyone, with a straight face, accuse this kid of sexual harassment? And to top it all off: the victim is being transferred to another school!

This is truly one of those stories that can make you loose faith in society, in humanity, in the common sense of our neighbors and public officials. The only winners: squirrels. You figure it out!

I suspect the following: the person who decided this was a case of sexual harassment is deeply involved in sadomasochism. Only such an individual would describe the forceful infliction of pain as “sexual”. Now we know where the problem lies: with some sicko school administrator who loves nuts, NOT a 7-year old boy!

Souce: CBS Boston

First, we must accept the existence and force upon our lives exerted by gravity. Everyone still with me? OK, well, maybe we’ve already lost Joe Biden, but not a bad start. If Joe Biden now attempted to explain and convince us that gravity does not exist, how many of you would believe him? I think we can safely assume that nobody would believe Joe, and he would forever become a national laughing stock. Well, he is already, but that is beside the point.

Second, man is born free and we need to do everything possible to allow man to continue to live in freedom, with limited constraints upon that freedom. In its essence, everyone should also be able to agree with this. However, in order for this freedom to be fair and humane, without infringing upon or abusing the freedoms of others, we need to have laws which reasonably govern these freedoms. This should also make a lot of sense to the majority of people. This thought led to the creation of The Declaration of Independence, The United States Constitution and The Bill of Rights.

The problem, however, arises from greed and the lust for power. It slowly robs the human mind of the ability to grasp basic undeniable truths essential to the success and survival of human societies. Liberals suffer overwhelmingly from this affliction we call FAT GUT or the FAilure To Grasp Undeniable Truths.

Liberals, for example, have absolutely no interest in helping the American people, in rebuilding our economy, in taking the necessary steps which would assure our prosperity. In fact, their efforts and direct actions have achieved the exact opposite, on purpose. They want us to be broke and hurting, they want us to fail, our society to fail, they want us to get sick, they want old people to eat dog food and die. They want all of this so that Big Government, a.k.a. Liberals, can then come to the rescue, a.k.a. buy our votes! They want us to be dependent on them. IT’S ALL ABOUT GAINING AND RETAINING POWER AND INFLUENCE OVER EVERY ASPECT OF OUR LIVES! Boy, Liberals have taken us far away from the freedom and limited government envisioned by our founding fathers. We may as well put King George III back in power! If this theory is false, then liberals are simply misguided and naive because the fact remains that they are DESTROYING our country!

To further illustrate my point, let’s assume that Michele Obama is an alcoholic. She desperately needs help or she will die. What is Barry to do? I know what he would do: he would give her more booze! You say he wouldn’t? Why not? That’s his solution for our country along with all his Liberal co-conspirators. We’re drowning in debt and his solution is to spend more! Go ahead Joe, explain it to us like you did with gravity, convince us that spending more is the solution to a debt problem! You’re still a joke.

Giving the alcoholic Michele more booze will kill her as surely as spending more will kill our nation. THAT is an undeniable truth Liberals are incapable of comprehending because they are blinded by power, greed and the re-election of a man-child incapable of real, constructive leadership. The fact is, Obama NEVER intended to lead this nation. His anti-colonial dream from his father dictates that this country be destroyed.

I don’t care if you went to Harvard, Princeton, Yale or Main Street Community College. If you’re simply blind to the truth, you’ll never learn to see it.

My Lord, when will they JUST GO AWAY?! I mean, what’s the point? I’m still waiting for them to make an earth-shattering suggestion, for them to offer some pearl of wisdom, anything that will bring this lunacy to an end. What’s it going to take? What do they want? Are there ongoing negotiations? Have these nut bags made any clear, specific demands which we could ponder briefly for our own amusement before we reject them out-of-hand? Aside from these people showing us, in no uncertain terms, that they represent the very sludgy bottom of our American barrel, I would really like them to articulate what it is that would make them vacate our streets and crawl back into their pre-historic caves. The truth is: they don’t know!

They keep chanting “we’re the 99%”. Thankfully that is NOT the case. I truly doubt that 99% of Americans are foul-mouthed, violence-preaching, defecating in public, drug-using, anti-semites who wish to destroy our country as we know it. If that were the case, we’d already be extremely high, covered in shit and dying from tuberculosis.

The truth is that these morons are the fringe of society, those who have failed the test of life and now believe the rest of the world owes them something because they weren’t weaned properly, or their daddies yelled at them, or god knows why!

My advice: get a life, get a job, take some pride in crafting your own destiny, WE DON’T OWE YOU SHIT!

When women like Ms. Bialek only come forward at times like this, when such accusations coincide with things like presidential elections, we really must wonder about the motives for coming forward. I, for one, find the timing highly suspect.

She better have some corroborating evidence or witnesses to back up these claims. If not, she should be prosecuted for defamation of character. At the very least she will have to publicly apologize to Mr. Cain. Nobody should be allowed to come forward and make such unsubstantiated accusations without consequences. This is no longer covered by the first amendment.

Why now? Well, Sharon Bialek has a history of money trouble, changing jobs every two years within about 17 years and two bankruptcies in that time. So now the question is: Who would pay her to come forward with such dubious claims? Simple answer: either GOP presidential candidates or those connected with Obama’s re-election campaign, whether directly or indirectly.

I will not speculate any further since it involves only the very lowest characters humanity has to offer. But I do not think Ms. Bialek was ever sexually harassed by Mr. Cain. Her statement simply does not add up, does not credibly reflect the victim of a sexual crime. Besides, she only came forward because her 13 year old son urged her to do so. Really? I can hear the narrative now:

Sharon and her son, Nick, watching CNN headline news:

Sharon: See that black man, Nick? That’s Herman Cain.
Nick: Who’s Herman Cain, Mom?
Sharon: He’s the black man who touched Momy’s genitals and now he wants to be President.
Nick: Really?
Sharon: Yes, Nick, but I didn’t want him to.
Nick: To be President?
Sharon: No, Nick, to touch my genitals.
Nick: Oh.
Sharon: So, what do you think?
Nick: I think you should call Gloria Allred and get your hair done…you’re going to be on TV!!!

Sharon, prove it, produce some evidence! Until then you’re nothing but a joke.

We see Michelle planting vegetables, preaching about proper nutrition, going on about eating healthy, stamping out obesity. However, pictures of Michelle are released on a regular basis which show her up to her elbows in one greasy, fat-laden dish after another. It’s about as ridiculous as seeing Betty Ford with a martini in her hand. Michelle’s disingenuous war on unhealthy food is the liberal microcosm of hypocrisy.

Nobody wants to be preached to about healthy eating by someone who routinely stuffs her face with the kinds of foods which are the root cause of obesity. Similarly, nobody wants to hear her husband preaching to us about how we have to tighten our belts while he’s off on an uninterrupted, governmental spending spree.

Both Michelle and Barry are living lives inundated with contradictions and, frankly, the American people are fed up.

Come to think of it, Barry’s leaving the White House could be perfect timing. I hear mayor Bloomberg is looking to hire a condom czar. The New York City Health Department is looking to hire a condom coordinator to keep the city’s public high schools stocked with free birth control, a far better position for his community organizing experience.

The tea party is a movement inspired by the principles of less government, less government spending, lower taxes and a return to the ideals of a constitutional republic. The people involved in the tea party have been overwhelmingly respectful, peace-loving individuals who cleaned up after themselves.

Occupy Wall Street is a movement inspired by the class warfare tactics of president Obama and his co-conspirators on the left who would like nothing more than to transform our nation into a socialist, marxist state…and they defecate on police cars. A very proud moment for the American socialists!

The people involved in “occupy Wall Street” have been overwhelmingly hostile, at times violent, motivated by an undefined cause other than the fact that others have what they do not have. In their minds the concept of “fairness” involves the redistribution of wealth rather than the need to actually get of their lazy asses and get a job.

Listen to this audio from Howard Stern which illustrates the caliber of people who “occupy Wall Street”:

The occupy Wall Street crowd can be defined in very simple terms. They are no more than thugs, a mob whipped up by Obama’s class warfare rhetoric. Perhaps Obama should be brought up on charges for inciting riots across our nation.

Now and then, in the aftermath of terrible events such as natural disasters, for example, we see the scum, the human debris which take advantage by looting and destroying personal property simply because the opportunity presents itself. This is that group of people, the occupy Wall Street crowd is merely a collection of the scum of the earth rising to the top as a result of Obama’s marching orders. These are the people who do not believe in the American dream, who have lost hope, who are weak, whose only solution is to take from those who have achieved to balance their own failures.

But this is not the solution. A competent leader is the solution. One who will not lie to their faces. No President has been as much in bed with Wall Street as Obama, yet they give him a pass. They are unwilling and, fankly, incapable of seeing the truth. This is why they are hopelessly lost, why they are failing to communicate an intelligible message.

However, they have been immensely successful in communicating one powerful fact: that they are a pathetic joke which will further contribute to Obama’s demise! Well done. Perhaps now you’ve really done something positive for your country.