You know when you watch a dog scratch himself, he’s twisting and turning, contorting his body trying to find that flea, that pesky, itchy flea that’s been making his life a living hell on earth, but he just can’t get it off his back? It’s actually an anti-American, anti-life, anti-contribute-to-society, anti-get-a-job, anti-say-no-to-drugs, anti-common sense, pro-socialism Wall Street protester sitting on that dog’s ass! Just so we’re clear.

My Lord, when will they JUST GO AWAY?! I mean, what’s the point? I’m still waiting for them to make an earth-shattering suggestion, for them to offer some pearl of wisdom, anything that will bring this lunacy to an end. What’s it going to take? What do they want? Are there ongoing negotiations? Have these nut bags made any clear, specific demands which we could ponder briefly for our own amusement before we reject them out-of-hand? Aside from these people showing us, in no uncertain terms, that they represent the very sludgy bottom of our American barrel, I would really like them to articulate what it is that would make them vacate our streets and crawl back into their pre-historic caves. The truth is: they don’t know!

They keep chanting “we’re the 99%”. Thankfully that is NOT the case. I truly doubt that 99% of Americans are foul-mouthed, violence-preaching, defecating in public, drug-using, anti-semites who wish to destroy our country as we know it. If that were the case, we’d already be extremely high, covered in shit and dying from tuberculosis.

The truth is that these morons are the fringe of society, those who have failed the test of life and now believe the rest of the world owes them something because they weren’t weaned properly, or their daddies yelled at them, or god knows why!

My advice: get a life, get a job, take some pride in crafting your own destiny, WE DON’T OWE YOU SHIT!