Hey, Carl, slick apology! You spill a bunch of oil, then apologize for it while insulting those most affected…all at the same time! Damn, where do you guys learn that? Hold on, did you grow up in Indonesia, too?

Carl….another apology? Oh, now you’re sorry for the insult.

All of this is like some sick “Saturday Night Live” skit nobody warned us about…

Hey, clean up the mess you made and get your ass (language approved by the President of the United States, Barry Obama) back to Sweden!