Hopefully the Senate confirmation hearings can get to the bottom of this shocking story…with a twist. Will Elena Kagan be confirmed? Wait one minute!

Yes, of course they have to determine whether she’s qualified or not. However, more importantly, we have to find out who she REALLY is!

Rumor has it, this is just a publicity stunt by actor Kevin James. ES has been informed, on condition of anonymity, that Mr. James, in fact, has been experimenting for some time now with different methods of getting his career to the next level. Apparently, the star of the long forgotten TV sitcom “The King of Queens”, has been living a double life.

Not only has Kevin been active as an actor and touring the stand-up comedy circuit, but he has also been superbly convincing as the dean of the Harvard Law School. He has been so convincing, in fact, that not even President Obama had a clue whom he was nominating to the supreme court. Brilliant! Deserving of an Oscar.

Barry’s been fooling all of us the whole time, I suppose it was time he got some back!